This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
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