I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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