White coat. Heels.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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