I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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