Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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