Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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