the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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