i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you win again, gameday.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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