You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Text me some of your sweat
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