i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
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once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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