Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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