We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Do vagina's smell?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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