carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I wish there were birth control emojis
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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