Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
