I just googled if crying burns calories
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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