we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
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There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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