I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Holy sore nipples Batman
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
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I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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