No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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