You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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