Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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