check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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