That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
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You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
The convent might be a nice break from real life
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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