So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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