When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My dick has a subreddit
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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