i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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