And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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