I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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