Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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