it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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