sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
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I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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