Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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