No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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