I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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