i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.