she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
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he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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