Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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