Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
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okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's rum buckets o'clock
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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