Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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