I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
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Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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