Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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