apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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