thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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