it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
