who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
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