whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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