Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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