great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
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i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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