Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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