Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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