Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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