Already got asked if we're dating
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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