what if I'm pregnant?
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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