I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
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I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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