He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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