No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
i think im in europe. pls send help
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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